A while back, my nanny friends and I started to realize one can categorize nannies into three groups.
Park Bench Nanny:
These nannies are the ones that ruin it for the rest of us. She just
sits on the park bench the entire time, barely watching her charges.
She's probably talking on her phone, stopping every once in a while to
bark orders at the children. Why this woman works in childcare is
beyond me, since the park bench nanny doesn't seem to even like kids. These nannies scare me, because if they're this mean to their charges in public, what happens behind closed doors?